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NEW REVIEWS:

Deathstalker II (1987)
Don't Go in the House (1979)
Doom (2005)
Kids Go to the Woods... Kids Get Dead (2009)
Little Monsters (2019)
Mark of the Beast (2012)
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
Razortooth (2007)
Terror in the Swamp (1984)
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

They still haven't posted the schedule for this year's B-Fest, so I really don't know what I'll be covering next time around, outside of a couple reviews that I couldn't quite squeeze into this update. Be on the lookout for a listless Canadian slasher and a Cantonese knockoff of The Last House on the Left, but otherwise I guess it'll be a surprise for me, too.

 

 

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