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NEW REVIEWS:

The Demon (1979)
Dinosaurus! (1960)
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 2 (2015)
The Long Walk (2025)
One Exciting Night (1922)
Ritual of Evil (1970)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

Some very untraditional interpretations of the most traditional monsters in the book, including weirdly sexy Frankenstein creatures, a werewolf whose deadliest enemy is the family dog, and Dracula failing at everything from commanding the worship of Swinging London Satanists to directing an army of Chinese hopping vampires.

 

 

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