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If these things stir your blood as they do mine, then you've come to the right place...

 

 

NEW REVIEWS:

Assault on Precinct 13 (1976)
The Bikeriders (2023)
Cruise into Terror (1978)
Deathdream (1972)
Escape from New York (1981)
Heroes of the East (1978)
Hotline (1982)
Messiah of Evil (1974)
The Space Children (1958)
Starcrash (1978)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

We return not only to the Shaolin Temple, but also to some areas that I've been shamefully neglecting of late, including old-school mad science, erotic Euroshlock, and respectable old movies that maybe aren't quite as respectable as they appear.

 

 

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