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NEW REVIEWS:

Delicatessen (1991)
Demonic Toys (1992)
Dirty Ho (1979)
Dune, Part Two (2024)
Five Deadly Venoms (1978)
Immaculate (2024)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

My field report from the April Ghouls Monster-Rama, including undead Vietnam vets, the ultimate Old Dirty New York movie, and the Star Wars cash-in so ludicrous it HALTS THE FLOW OF TIME.

 

 

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