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NEW REVIEWS:

A Blade in the Dark (1983)
Cemetery Man (1993)
House of the Living Dead (1973)
Opera (1987)
The Substance (2024)
Sword of the Valiant (1983)
The Turn of the Screw (1989)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

Drunken Master with no jokes, a werewolf movie with no werewolves, a Dracula movie with no Dracula, and a Shaw Brothers Shaolin Temple movie with no Chang Cheh.

 

 

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