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ALIENS! ROCKETSHIPS! LUNATIC SCIENCE!
SMUT! FILTH! PERVERSION!
If these things stir your blood as they do mine, then you've come to the right place...
NEW REVIEWS:
| The Beasts (1980) |
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| Eegah (1962) |
| Elves (1989) |
| Funeral Home (1980) |
| A Gnome Named Gnorm (1990) |
| Ticks (1993) |
| Voyage of the Rock Aliens (1984) |
NEXT TIME:
I guess it's time I finally got back onto that martial arts project of mine, so expect another early wuxia movie or two. Also expect a rather mind-blowing bid to do 9½ Weeks on broadcast television, a direct-to-video update of the old Hammer Mini-Hitchcock sensibility, and some Euro-crap of the sort that I've been unaccountably neglecting lately. |
