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NEW REVIEWS:

Barbarian Queen (1985)
Centipede Horror (1982)
The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (1983)
Sorceress (1982)
The Throne of Fire (1983)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

Tomorrow I ship out for my first B-Fest since 2019, which means that my next update will be my first proper B-Fest Roundup since all the way back in 2012! My declining ability to stay awake through arbitrary numbers of terrible movies means that I probably shouldn't promise to write up any specific film from the lineup, but I'm for damn sure going to post something this time!

 

 

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