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NEW REVIEWS:

Army of the Dead (2021)
Crocodile (1979)
Devil's Express (1975)
Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)
Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers (1995)

 

 

OTHER NEWS:

The earliest reviews on this site are over 20 years old now, and there are quite a few of those that... Well, let's just say I'd write them differently today. For the most part, it wouldn't be worth it to give those ancient reviews more than a little tweak or two, but there are a handful whose inadequacies are really starting to bug me. So with that in mind, I inaugurate what will become a sporadically recurring feature around here: REVIEWS REVISITED, in which I give a select subset of my most embarrassing early writing a thorough revision. So far, I've identified about a dozen old reviews in need of such treatment; I expect I'll discover at least a few more going forward. You'll find the first installment on this project below.

 

 

REVIEWS REVISITED:

The Curse of Frankenstein (1957)
Die, Monster, Die! (1965)
First Man into Space (1958)

 

 

NEXT TIME:

Moustapha Akkad takes a mulligan, Richard Boone takes a hunting trip, and Sir Gawain takes a year to grow his beard.

 

 

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