1000 MISSPENT HOURS AND COUNTING

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WITCHES!  WEREWOLVES!  LESBIAN VAMPIRES!

ALIENS!  ROCKETSHIPS!  LUNATIC SCIENCE!

SMUT!  FILTH!  PERVERSION!

If these things stir your blood as they do mine, then you've come to the right place...

 

 

NEW REVIEWS:

Gawain and the Green Knight (1973)
The Green Knight (2021)
Halloween H20 (1998)
The Last Dinosaur (1977)
Rolls Royce Baby (1975)

 

 

REVIEWS REVISITED:

The Journey: Absolution (1997)

 

 

ALSO:

I finally have my site e-mail working again, and I managed to recover and read... well, there's no way to know if it was all, but certainly a couple hundred messages that people sent in while it was broken. To those of you who wrote in with well wishes, expressions of concern, and words of encouragement during the year or so when I didn't have the psychic bandwidth to keep up this website: Thank you all so much!

 

 

NEXT TIME:

B-list Barker, grade-A 80's lunacy, scummy Hong Kong horror, and my very first ero-guro.

 

 

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